You can safely assume that you’ve created God in your own image when it turns out that God hates all the same people you do. – Anne Lamott (Traveling Mercies, credited to “my priest friend Tom”)

If you don’t read the newspaper, you are uninformed. If you do read the newspaper, you are misinformed. – Mark Twain

It is not more objective to narrate an outrage calmly. – James Chastek

For a successful technology, reality must take precedence over public relations, for Nature cannot be fooled. – Richard Feynman

It is difficult to get a man to understand something when his job depends on not understanding it. – Upton Sinclair

You’re not smart enough to tell me how to live. – Kathy Shaidle

Nobody is an expert on the future. – Matt Linderman

Great improvisers are like priests. They are thinking only of their God. – Stéphane Grappelli

We are what we repeatedly do. Excellence, then, is not an act, it’s a habit. – Aristotle

Science is a lot like sex. Sometimes something useful comes of it, but that’s not the reason we’re doing it. – Richard Feynman